Fire Sale: They Made a Killing in Real Estate by Randy Cade

Author:Randy Cade [Cade, Randy]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Mystery, Murder, Action & Adventure, Thrillers & Suspense, Crime, Crime Fiction, Thriller & Suspense, Literature & Fiction, Mystery; Thriller & Suspense
Amazon: B00UDTTG3K
Publisher: Randy Cade
Published: 2015-03-06T05:00:00+00:00

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated

Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated

The raft gradually came into view again appearing through the trees overhanging the water.

Just get me to the airport put me on a plane

Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane

I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain

Oh no no no no no

It was loaded with screaming frantic Crusties grunting and cursing as they bore down on their poles pushing at the bottom of the shallow water struggling against the current. The task at hand didn’t stop one of them from taking front and center on the raft, turning his back and dropping his pants to reveal a pasty translucent white ass which he stretched out and in, pulling the fat pulpy flesh with his fingertips as if playing an accordion. The light reflected off his butt giving it an eerie glow.

“That must be your friend Buttpuppy.” commented Ted.

“How do you know which one it is?”

“I’d recognize that asshole anywhere.”

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go....

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me on a plane

Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane

I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain

Oh no no no no no

After the brief offering of his public privates Buttpuppy moved back to his pole position. The Asian kid that I had jabbed with the corkscrew was pushing at the other side, Misty seemed to be holding her own doing most of the hard work Snag yelled from the back of the raft that we should go fuck ourselves while he picked up his crossbow, took a burning something from the large metal can next to him and proceeded to fire a flaming arrow, testing the trajectory up to the second story deck where we stood. It flew high and fell short, streaming fire and sparks as it fell either in the water, at the river’s edge, or on the dry brush on the bank.

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

Writer(s): Joey Ramone, Dee Dee Ramone, Johnny Ramone Copyright: Taco Tunes, WB Music Corp

“These lunatics are going to start a fire and burn this place down!” I said.

Ted was taking it all in, deciding apparently, how to react to this latest sadistic surprise from the unbalanced crew of misfit sub-humans.

“You still have an old cassette player on that audio system in the living room don’t you?”

“Yeah, so what?”

“Well go put this on.” Ted handed me a battered old cassette. “It’s cued. Turn it up all the way when I say to.”

“You want to listen to music now?”

“They bring music to the party we gotta bring ours. I like The Ramones okay but I think we oughta be jamming their signal whatever it is. The art of war.”

Just as I got inside the house and pressed the button to open the cassette tray I heard a loud “pop” from the living room. A second later three dogs thundered passed in back of me and toward the sound.

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